Dear "Girl Who Thinks She's Oh-So-Smart, but is Oh-So-Stupid"...

I know you like anime. Everyone does. It's just common knowledge. That and you won't shut up in class about it. But whatever.

As an anime nerd, I'm sure you think you know a bunch about Japanese already. I'm sure that's what most anime nerds believe. You also seem to think that because you are a linguistics major, you know everything about every language on the face of Earth. You sure as hell come off that way in class.

Which is why I enjoy every time you are proven wrong in class. Oh yes.

You keep repeating phrases you hear in anime. The professor just shakes his head and says no, you are wrong. Best part of my day. You attempt to prove your prowess in a language, but just...fail, for lack of a better term. It's so amusing to watch your face screw up in confusion, utterly shocked that you, The Great Linguist, could even POSSIBLY be wrong. I also find it amusing that you are one of the worst in the class. You act so confident when it is your turn to speak, a simple sentence at that. And yet...you cannot. You must be babied to complete the task, having the professor walk you through the sentence while writing it on the board. And still, you attribute it to a 'brain fart'. Bah, you're a fool.

Just because you watch anime does not make you a Japanese whiz. You do not know everything about Japanese culture, how the people act and speak, everything they do. Think about it: does American TV depict American life realistically? Fuck you, Jersey Shore, more than half the country hates you. Last time I checked, I was not an overly tanned Italian getting drunk and punching women. Fuck you, Vampire Diaries, I am not a vampire, nor a human in love with one. Fuck you, Spongebob Squarepants, I am neither a sponge, nor a starfish, nor a squirrel. Fuck you, Girl Who Thinks She Knows Everything from Watching Anime, you are not a tiny Asian girl with pink hair and huge green eyes, loved by all the men and envied by all the women. You are a large, arrogant and stupid girl who needs to shut the fuck up.

Oh, and your Tifa sucks dick.

-Observer