I know you like anime. Everyone does. It's just common knowledge. That and you won't shut up in class about it. But whatever.
As an anime nerd, I'm sure you think you know a bunch about Japanese already. I'm sure that's what most anime nerds believe. You also seem to think that because you are a linguistics major, you know everything about every language on the face of Earth. You sure as hell come off that way in class.
Which is why I enjoy every time you are proven wrong in class. Oh yes.
You keep repeating phrases you hear in anime. The professor just shakes his head and says no, you are wrong. Best part of my day. You attempt to prove your prowess in a language, but just...fail, for lack of a better term. It's so amusing to watch your face screw up in confusion, utterly shocked that you, The Great Linguist, could even POSSIBLY be wrong. I also find it amusing that you are one of the worst in the class. You act so confident when it is your turn to speak, a simple sentence at that. And yet...you cannot. You must be babied to complete the task, having the professor walk you through the sentence while writing it on the board. And still, you attribute it to a 'brain fart'. Bah, you're a fool.
Just because you watch anime does not make you a Japanese whiz. You do not know everything about Japanese culture, how the people act and speak, everything they do. Think about it: does American TV depict American life realistically? Fuck you, Jersey Shore, more than half the country hates you. Last time I checked, I was not an overly tanned Italian getting drunk and punching women. Fuck you, Vampire Diaries, I am not a vampire, nor a human in love with one. Fuck you, Spongebob Squarepants, I am neither a sponge, nor a starfish, nor a squirrel. Fuck you, Girl Who Thinks She Knows Everything from Watching Anime, you are not a tiny Asian girl with pink hair and huge green eyes, loved by all the men and envied by all the women. You are a large, arrogant and stupid girl who needs to shut the fuck up.
Oh, and your Tifa sucks dick.
-Observer
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Tuesday, October 5, 2010
Tuesday, September 28, 2010
Dear "Arrogant and Over-Opinionated Older Woman"...
Hey. It's the person a few rows back from you. How are you? I don't really need to ask, as you'll tell the professor regardless if he asked you. After all, he -has- to be interested in your life, right? Given that you talk up the most in class, ask the most questions, which aren't really questions, and give your opinion when neither the situation nor anyone asked for it.
I understand that as an older woman, you wish to do something with your life and go back to school. However, this is not the working world, which I'm sure you never got involved in before you came back to school. You do not get rewarded for kissing anyone's ass here. Sure, it may -seem- as though kissing up to the professor may result in higher grades, but alas, the TA does the grading. Sucks for you.
Your behavior in class is deplorable.
1. Do not laugh at others, you arrogant bitch. In class the other day, a student asked if our midterm was on Wednesday. It was. Okay. You, in your pompous little way, started laughing, in that haughty, screeching tone of yours. What. Everyone in class just stared at you, but you were too busy gazing after the professor in hopes of catching an approving, proud look from him. Did you really expect him to smile at you? For making the other student feel like shit? Fuck you. Even the Frat Guys behind me were shocked at your bitchiness.
2. No one cares that you think the US government is corrupt. Not every point brought up in the lesson is an opportunity for you to tell us that. "France's economy was steadily worked on by the government..." You raise your hand. "Yes?" You clear your throat, as if magic will spew forth from your insides. "Well, I think the US government shields public from the real events and torture they do to supposed terrorists. They lie to its own citizens." The class goes quiet. "Um, well, yes, that is your opinion, but what does that have to do with the lesson?" Nothing. That's what. So SHUT the fuck up. Do not attempt to display your worldliness with us. We don't care.
3. Do not flirt with the professor. I get it; you're middle aged, he's middle aged, it's a perfect match, right?! No. This man is married. With a child. I'm sure you would have been should you have gotten your life together...maybe. Regardless, he is not interested. Do not approach him before class, gushing how excited you are for his class today, and that you read up on all these nifty international articles last night you'd like to share with him. Do not gaze after him longingly during class, continually talking, hoping he'll acknowledge you. Do not approach him after class, again gushing that his class is -so- enthralling, and how glad you are that you decided to enroll in his particular course. It's sickening. I'd tell you to focus on your peers, but...then again, we are not your peers really. You think yourself better than us, we think you repulsive. It balances out somehow.
So please, shut your face hole in the future. I know it will not happen, but one can hope.
Oh, and you dying your hair red-violet is not fooling anyone; you are still middle aged, not rebellious. Pfft. Ridiculous.
-Observer
I understand that as an older woman, you wish to do something with your life and go back to school. However, this is not the working world, which I'm sure you never got involved in before you came back to school. You do not get rewarded for kissing anyone's ass here. Sure, it may -seem- as though kissing up to the professor may result in higher grades, but alas, the TA does the grading. Sucks for you.
Your behavior in class is deplorable.
1. Do not laugh at others, you arrogant bitch. In class the other day, a student asked if our midterm was on Wednesday. It was. Okay. You, in your pompous little way, started laughing, in that haughty, screeching tone of yours. What. Everyone in class just stared at you, but you were too busy gazing after the professor in hopes of catching an approving, proud look from him. Did you really expect him to smile at you? For making the other student feel like shit? Fuck you. Even the Frat Guys behind me were shocked at your bitchiness.
2. No one cares that you think the US government is corrupt. Not every point brought up in the lesson is an opportunity for you to tell us that. "France's economy was steadily worked on by the government..." You raise your hand. "Yes?" You clear your throat, as if magic will spew forth from your insides. "Well, I think the US government shields public from the real events and torture they do to supposed terrorists. They lie to its own citizens." The class goes quiet. "Um, well, yes, that is your opinion, but what does that have to do with the lesson?" Nothing. That's what. So SHUT the fuck up. Do not attempt to display your worldliness with us. We don't care.
3. Do not flirt with the professor. I get it; you're middle aged, he's middle aged, it's a perfect match, right?! No. This man is married. With a child. I'm sure you would have been should you have gotten your life together...maybe. Regardless, he is not interested. Do not approach him before class, gushing how excited you are for his class today, and that you read up on all these nifty international articles last night you'd like to share with him. Do not gaze after him longingly during class, continually talking, hoping he'll acknowledge you. Do not approach him after class, again gushing that his class is -so- enthralling, and how glad you are that you decided to enroll in his particular course. It's sickening. I'd tell you to focus on your peers, but...then again, we are not your peers really. You think yourself better than us, we think you repulsive. It balances out somehow.
So please, shut your face hole in the future. I know it will not happen, but one can hope.
Oh, and you dying your hair red-violet is not fooling anyone; you are still middle aged, not rebellious. Pfft. Ridiculous.
-Observer
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